Sunday, April 11, 2004
01:22 a.m.

Dear God, please make me visible someday.

Thank you, amen.

Sunday, March 21, 2004
01:30 a.m.

ren 54m4: so i've kind of been alternating all afternoon/evening between writing pr0n & reading H.P.Lovecraft stuff
ren 54m4: & now the ultimate weirdsex image pops into my noggin:
ren 54m4: getting head from Cthulhu

Saturday, March 13, 2004
12:49 a.m.

Because all my buddies are doing it, that's why! :D

• If you call me by my real name, you're probably related, or only meet me in a formal setting.
• If you call me Marilyn, you're another one of Mom's friends mistaking me for her over the phone (or in person, which is scarier).
• If you call me Susan, you're a certain ceramic-sculpture teacher with an irritating obsession with size. Btw, my name isn't Susan.
• If you call me Maria, you're probably the incredibly gifted sculpture classmate who made eyes at me throughout the fall semester. Yes, you are talented, and you even have that rattling-stick figure I like on boys, but it's probably for the best that you haven't dared make a pass yet... and unfortunately for you, my name is not Maria.
• If you call me Neko or Neko-Ren, I hang out with you enough that your cats have learned how fun it is to shed on me, and how well I see in the dark.
• If you call me Anakins, I will glare, and rightly deem you a fluffhead.
• If you call me Renfield, we have almost certainly met through a bulletin board, lj community, or other digital meeting place.
• If you call me Ren-sama, you are one of my elite minions, and there is nothing you could ever do that wouldn't be amazing.
• If you call me by my last name, you're one of my more jocular art teachers, and a cool guy.
• If you don't call me anything at all (to my face), I probably make up for it by calling you Joshikun. XD